At the start of the month, I posted the Best Names of 2008, a list of names of people that went through a central Texas courthouse during 2008. I'm now pleased to share with you the best names from previous years. Just Plain Wrong

1. Abcde (Ab – sa - duh)
2. Babe-E-Luv
3. Neewollah (Halloween spelled backward, Mother was Wiccan)
4. Shatiria Mist (Conceived in a washateria and mother relinquished parental rights in a washateria)
5. Shitay

What follows are actual names of people that came through a central Texas courthouse during 2008. Frankly, I don't think any more of an introduction is needed. The names speak for themselves. Names Are Destiny Eroin, charged with Possession of a Controlled Substance, to-wit: heroin Margarita Lyons, charged with her 5th DWI