More of the Best Names (Legal Humor)

At the start of the month, I posted the Best Names of 2008, a list of names of people that went through a central Texas courthouse during 2008. I'm now pleased to share with you the best names from previous years. Just Plain Wrong
  1. Abcde (Ab – sa - duh)
  2. Babe-E-Luv
  3. Neewollah (Halloween spelled backward, Mother was Wiccan)
  4. Shatiria Mist (Conceived in a washateria and mother relinquished parental rights in a washateria)
  5. Shitay