At the start of the month, I posted the Best Names of 2008, a list of names of people that went through a central Texas courthouse during 2008. I’m now pleased to share with you the best names from previous years.
Just Plain Wrong
- Abcde (Ab – sa – duh)
- Babe-E-Luv
- Neewollah (Halloween spelled backward, Mother was Wiccan)
- Shatiria Mist (Conceived in a washateria and mother relinquished parental rights in a washateria)
- Shitay
- Latrina
- Female (fee – mal – a)
- Dwayno
- Xanthippe
- Tucold
- Treasure Tyrone
- Summer Pocahanus Lee
- Dwaniece
- Atila, Jr.
- Bren’Dashai Lyric Quayirvin (Scott-McCullough)
- Frankwae (pronounced François)
- Jafreaka
- Karhonda
- Kissie
- Kitty
- Labirda
- Odaxious
- Goliath
- Conquistador
- Dramatic
- Lo-dye
- Reifer
Body Parts and Venereal Diseases
- Syphilis (Sa-fil-us)
- Chlamydia
- Urethra
- Vagina
- Placenta
Not So Much Names:
- President
- Senator
- Seven
Best Use of Punctuation in a Name:
- Te’asia Mone’ Tyronne’
First & Last
- Crystal Sandra Leir (say it out loud)
- Desire Cox (sometimes accent marks are very important)
- Shirley Goodjoint
- Liberty Bell
- Happy Sunny Day
- Crystal Clear
- Jingle Bell
- Heaven Lee
- Pastel Green
- Prince King
- Sam Hill
There’s more than one?
- Junior, Jr.
- Elvis, Jr.
- Atila, Jr.
- Encarnation, Jr.
- Albert Rivera Jr, the First
- Jim Humphrey, Jr., the Second
The Greeks:
- Sixus
- Artimus
- Atlas
- Deoctavious
- Maximo