More of the Best Names (Legal Humor)

At the start of the month, I posted the Best Names of 2008, a list of names of people that went through a central Texas courthouse during 2008. I’m now pleased to share with you the best names from previous years.

Just Plain Wrong

  1. Abcde (Ab – sa – duh)
  2. Babe-E-Luv
  3. Neewollah (Halloween spelled backward, Mother was Wiccan)
  4. Shatiria Mist (Conceived in a washateria and mother relinquished parental rights in a washateria)
  5. Shitay
  6. Latrina
  7. Female (fee – mal – a)
  8. Dwayno
  9. Xanthippe
  10. Tucold
  11. Treasure Tyrone
  12. Summer Pocahanus Lee
  13. Dwaniece
  14. Atila, Jr.
  15. Bren’Dashai Lyric Quayirvin (Scott-McCullough)
  16. Frankwae (pronounced François)
  17. Jafreaka
  18. Karhonda
  19. Kissie
  20. Kitty
  21. Labirda
  22. Odaxious
  23. Goliath
  24. Conquistador
  25. Dramatic
  26. Lo-dye
  27. Reifer

Body Parts and Venereal Diseases

  1. Syphilis (Sa-fil-us)
  2. Chlamydia
  3. Urethra
  4. Vagina
  5. Placenta

Not So Much Names:

  1. President
  2. Senator
  3. Seven

Best Use of Punctuation in a Name:

  1. Te’asia Mone’ Tyronne’

First & Last

  1. Crystal Sandra Leir (say it out loud)
  2. Desire Cox (sometimes accent marks are very important)
  3. Shirley Goodjoint
  4. Liberty Bell
  5. Happy Sunny Day
  6. Crystal Clear
  7. Jingle Bell
  8. Heaven Lee
  9. Pastel Green
  10. Prince King
  11. Sam Hill

There’s more than one?

  1. Junior, Jr.
  2. Elvis, Jr.
  3. Atila, Jr.
  4. Encarnation, Jr.
  5. Albert Rivera Jr, the First
  6. Jim Humphrey, Jr., the Second

The Greeks:

  1. Sixus
  2. Artimus
  3. Atlas
  4. Deoctavious
  5. Maximo

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