If we’re going to elect a president from reality television, he should fill his cabinet with appointees from that same world. Here are my suggestions for how he could do so.

State
Paris Hilton (The Simple Life)

No one books more worldwide travel than Paris, and from what I learned from Obama’s first Secretary of State, that’s the most important qualification.

Treasury
Todd Hoffman (Gold Rush)

I’m not sure if he makes more money from gold mining or being on …