Robotic Butt Test the Strength of Smartphones…

From yesterday during the Baylor-Texas post game, actually.

“I’ll have to be honest with you, my head is still spinning trying to think about it [the Texas defense]. They threw so many looks at us, coverage wise…I couldn’t tell you what they did on consecutive plays.”
— Bryce Petty

Great game by the Longhorn defense. Fix special teams and get even a mediocre game from the offense, and we’re in it to the end.…

As always happens with major news, further details have brought clarity and inflection to the situation.

First of all, the patient allegedly lied on his exit paperwork in Liberia, claiming that he had not knowingly been exposed to Ebola. He had, in facts been helping Ebola patients.

Apparently, Liberia plans to file charges against him.

This is unfortunate, but not unexpected. Someone who’s been exposed to Ebola, will likely face any consequence to come to the United States, where his …

We have some depth at the D-line but, in the secondary, I may have to put my uniform back on. But I can’t take a step without something about to break. That’s our concern right now. We don’t have the depth that we need. We’re trying to get some young guys to step up right now. I’m telling the guys ‘right now.’ I don’t need scout team defensive guys. I need guys that I can put out there and there

Some backgrounds: My wife works in an ER. I’ve been around medical professionals my entire life. I work with quite a few in my professional life.

With that in mind, here’s why I’m not panicking over yesterday’s announcement of a confirmed case of Ebola in Dallas.

1) I’ve had time to mentally prepare.

It’s been clear for months that a diagnosis of Ebola within the United States was going to happen sooner or latter. The world is too flat …

Detroit’s Stephen Tullock sacked Aaron Rogers yesterday. He got up and did a discount double check, and managed to to blow out his ACL.

Out for the season.…

From Florida, naturally, comes the story of Jasmine Tridevil, the woman with three breasts.

My whole dream is to get this show on MTV.

I’m dumping every penny I have into this. If this doesn’t work, I’m through.

Well, she could always fall back on Rule 34 for a Plan B.…

The biggest shock of this story is that it didn’t happen in Florida: Armpit hair fire causes crash that injures teens.…

“PRESIDENT OBAMA’s declaration of war against the terrorist group known as the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria marks a decisive break in the American constitutional tradition. Nothing attempted by his predecessor, George W. Bush, remotely compares in imperial hubris.”
– Bruce Ackerman in the New York Times…

“It is an approved maxim in war, never to do what the enemy wishes you to do, for this reason alone, that he desires it.”
– Napoleon Bonaparte…