Reason #72 to Wall Off Florida
But, I suspect they’d make nice boots……
Category: News of the Day
News of the Day: April 4, 2016
Because, Florida: Bullet Lodged in Florida Man’s Testicle After Wife Shoots Him for Cheating
Florida Man had a seriously bad day!…
News of the Day: July 1, 2015
Because, Florida: Former FSU Mascot Killed Over Gumbo Spices
Now, if someone tried to put beans in my chili, I could understand the response……
News of the Day: May 20, 2015
Because, Florida: Couple Arrested For Selling “Golden Tickets To Heaven”.
Yes, I know it was from a couple of months ago, but I just saw it……
News of the Day: May 15, 2015
Chicken grows face of dinosaur
The lack of genre awareness by these scientists is stunning……
News of the Day: April 17, 2015
Because, Oklahoma: Tulsa Roommates Stab Each Other Over Debate Between iPhone & Android
I especially love the Pro Level trolling by the cameraman:
…Police did not respond when our photographer asked which phone is better.
Does Texas Health Presbyterian Survive?
Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital, where Thomas Duncan was diagnosed with Ebola, has seen a major decline in revenue. The hospital has reported a 50% drop in ER visits, and a 20% drop in daily patient census.
Couple that with a wave of negative reviews coming in, and even full page apologies may not be enough to survive. Earlier reports called Texas Health Presbyterian a ghost town.
Look, whichever hospital was first to receive an Ebola patient was …
News of the Day: Friday, October 17, 2014
Sometimes, you don’t even have to add a joke: OU football chaplain arrested on drug, larceny charges.…
Even More on the Ebola Outbreak
Imagine for a moment that you’re a screenwriter.
You’re working on a sequel to Outbreak, and a major plot point is that the nurse who has been exposed to the disease is told by the CDC that it’s ok to fly with a low grade fever.
Do you think there would be resistance to the realism of this point in a pitch meeting?
Reality is stranger than fiction, because this has now happened.
It’s not too often that I underestimate …
News of the Day: The Woman with Three Breasts
From Florida, naturally, comes the story of Jasmine Tridevil, the woman with three breasts.
My whole dream is to get this show on MTV.
I’m dumping every penny I have into this. If this doesn’t work, I’m through.
Well, she could always fall back on Rule 34 for a Plan B.…