If we’re going to elect a president from reality television, he should fill his cabinet with appointees from that same world. Here are my suggestions for how he could do so.
Paris Hilton (The Simple Life)
No one books more worldwide travel than Paris, and from what I learned from Obama’s first Secretary of State, that’s the most important qualification.
Todd Hoffman (Gold Rush)
I’m not sure if he makes more money from gold mining or being on …
I saw Captain America: Civi War on Monday, so I’m now up to date on the movies of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. As of this moment, here is how I rank the thirteen movies, from worst to best.
13) The Incredible Hulk
This movie was just bad. Contrived and boring. It’s a good thing Iron Man had come out a month or so before it to show what the MCU potential way.
12) Iron Man 2
I’m a fan of …
Reason #72 to Wall Off Florida
But, I suspect they’d make nice boots……
Because, Florida: Former FSU Mascot Killed Over Gumbo Spices
Now, if someone tried to put beans in my chili, I could understand the response……
This may be my favorite fan film of all time. It imagines that Predators have been visiting the earth for a thousand years, at least, and explores a group of Templar Knights going up against our favorite extraterrestrial huntsman.
The cinematic quality is extremely high, especially for a fan film. The writing is solid, although there are a couple two many call-backs to the original Schwarzenegger movie for my taste.
My only real complaint is that the film paused several …
Because, Florida: Couple Arrested For Selling “Golden Tickets To Heaven”.
Yes, I know it was from a couple of months ago, but I just saw it……
Chicken grows face of dinosaur
The lack of genre awareness by these scientists is stunning……
Because, Oklahoma: Tulsa Roommates Stab Each Other Over Debate Between iPhone & Android
I especially love the Pro Level trolling by the cameraman:
Police did not respond when our photographer asked which phone is better.
The Velveteen Rabbit: Written in 1922
Velveeta: Invented in 1918
Velveeta is older than The Velveteen Rabbit. Who knew?…